Post by lethal on Aug 12, 2003 22:15:55 GMT -5
Ok ladies and gents here is the deal. (are there any ladies on this board?? no? isnt that weird?)
Anyways.. i'm going to show you fools how i roll up my pretty little right joints. I am (very) unfortunately out of weed right now so i will have to show you how i do it using tobacco. Mind the bad camera and shit.
DAMN THIS POST TOOK A LOT OF WORK!!
-----Materials-----
Radio and Cd (so you can play Tom Petty's roll another joint)
-----Papers-----
You should get papers that are long and not too thick. They should have gum on them too. If you are in a pinch you can use a receipt but i would not recommend using anything thicker than this.
-----Tobacco or Weed----
Ok.. you should grind up or break up your shit pretty good. the better it is broken up the tighter it is and the less the chance it will get fucked up. If you have weed and you have not worked around and broken it up you may have missed a stem and when you roll it will poke through and ruin the whole damn thing.
-----A pokey stick-----
What the hell is a pokey stick?? Well that is easy to answer. It should be a long (doesnt need to be too long) thin stick. IT can be plastic metal wood or whatever. It doesnt matter. This is used for pushing the shit in towards the middle to make it tighter and not fall out. I use a plastic "Lego" lance.
-----A dollar bill-----
Now this can be a problem if you have spent all your green on green. It is best to have a nice crisp dollar, but not too crisp because it will not roll and move well. You should smush around and make soft your dollar. But make sure there are no creases or folds.
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP ONE - Preparation[/glow]
Break up your mixture. Also flatten out the paper and crisp out your dollar bill. I suggest rolling over a piece of paper so that whatever falls out you can see and if need be fold the paper in half so that it is in a nice pile for picking up.
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP TWO - Putting it in[/glow]
Take your dollar bill and hold it up so that it is in sort of an s-shape. It should have a little pocket where you will put the bud. It should be abour 3/4ths of the way on one end of the dollar bill. Then put it in, evenly distributing it. There should be a little more in the middle.
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP THREE - Rolling Down[/glow]
Fold the dollar bill over so that the pocket is enclosed and you cannot see the mix. Then, carefully, roll it down, so that the mix moves along down the bill, in the direction that it has a long way to go. you should be sending the longer section of dollar bill downward and the shorter section upward, but the mix should stay in one place, with the bill sliding along it. As you roll it down stop and hold the mix tightly so that it will not move around. Take your pokey stick and gently push the lose shit in from each side. (some shit will fall out its ok. ALSO be careful when doing this so that you dont push too hard sending everything out the other end.) NOTE- This is realllly hard to explain and even with pics im not sure you all will get it. I learned first hand and it would be best for you all to come meet me in person and i can show you how i roll.
Using the pokey
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP FOUR - Rolling UP[/glow]
Once you have gone most of the way down the bill, so that their is about 1/4th of the bill on the closer to you side you should stop rolling it. At this point you should hold it tightly and push the mix in again with the pokey stick. After doing this make sure it is real tight, maybe even roll it down a little. Open up the dollar, but not moving the mix around at all. Take your paper, with the gum on top facing you. Slide it under the mix from the top. It does not need to go all the way under.
Then slowly and carefully close the bill. Then slowly and carefully start rolling up, rolling the mix into the paper. As you move it up when the paper hits the other end of the paper make sure it curls down on both ends
and (this is the most important part) tucks down into the mix, making it circular. ROll it upwards more until you reach almost the gum then it is safe to slowly and carefully open the bill and remove the joint. Hold it carefully and lick the gum ever so slightly. Not too much wetness!!
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP FIVE - Finishing Up[/glow]
Now use your pokey stick and carefully smush down each end. it helps to twist the whole thing a little bit to tighten it. Then, (not necessary on cigarettes) twist one end. This is the end you light. The other end is where you suck on when you fire up this bad boy.
Now if you have done shit right you should have a nice, tight, firm joint. ALthough some people may think it seems skinny these joints are very tight and ALWAYS burn perfectly and circularly. I guarantee if you rolled it right it will burn just right and get you stonnnnned. This method may not make the most fat joints but they will be very tight.
Tell me this.. what is better.. a huge fat joint that is too loose, burns very fast, precious weed falls out, and when you hit it you mosstly hit air, orrrrrrrr one of the Dollar Bill Joints where you are hitting straight weed, never having any fall out, burning slowly and tightly down to the last little roach. Enjoy!!
I would love to hear anyone's comments, tips,stories, other rolling methods as well as pics of your finished (or processes) joints.
Happy Smoking!!
Anyways.. i'm going to show you fools how i roll up my pretty little right joints. I am (very) unfortunately out of weed right now so i will have to show you how i do it using tobacco. Mind the bad camera and shit.
DAMN THIS POST TOOK A LOT OF WORK!!
-----Materials-----
Radio and Cd (so you can play Tom Petty's roll another joint)
-----Papers-----
You should get papers that are long and not too thick. They should have gum on them too. If you are in a pinch you can use a receipt but i would not recommend using anything thicker than this.
-----Tobacco or Weed----
Ok.. you should grind up or break up your shit pretty good. the better it is broken up the tighter it is and the less the chance it will get fucked up. If you have weed and you have not worked around and broken it up you may have missed a stem and when you roll it will poke through and ruin the whole damn thing.
-----A pokey stick-----
What the hell is a pokey stick?? Well that is easy to answer. It should be a long (doesnt need to be too long) thin stick. IT can be plastic metal wood or whatever. It doesnt matter. This is used for pushing the shit in towards the middle to make it tighter and not fall out. I use a plastic "Lego" lance.
-----A dollar bill-----
Now this can be a problem if you have spent all your green on green. It is best to have a nice crisp dollar, but not too crisp because it will not roll and move well. You should smush around and make soft your dollar. But make sure there are no creases or folds.
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP ONE - Preparation[/glow]
Break up your mixture. Also flatten out the paper and crisp out your dollar bill. I suggest rolling over a piece of paper so that whatever falls out you can see and if need be fold the paper in half so that it is in a nice pile for picking up.
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP TWO - Putting it in[/glow]
Take your dollar bill and hold it up so that it is in sort of an s-shape. It should have a little pocket where you will put the bud. It should be abour 3/4ths of the way on one end of the dollar bill. Then put it in, evenly distributing it. There should be a little more in the middle.
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP THREE - Rolling Down[/glow]
Fold the dollar bill over so that the pocket is enclosed and you cannot see the mix. Then, carefully, roll it down, so that the mix moves along down the bill, in the direction that it has a long way to go. you should be sending the longer section of dollar bill downward and the shorter section upward, but the mix should stay in one place, with the bill sliding along it. As you roll it down stop and hold the mix tightly so that it will not move around. Take your pokey stick and gently push the lose shit in from each side. (some shit will fall out its ok. ALSO be careful when doing this so that you dont push too hard sending everything out the other end.) NOTE- This is realllly hard to explain and even with pics im not sure you all will get it. I learned first hand and it would be best for you all to come meet me in person and i can show you how i roll.
Using the pokey
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP FOUR - Rolling UP[/glow]
Once you have gone most of the way down the bill, so that their is about 1/4th of the bill on the closer to you side you should stop rolling it. At this point you should hold it tightly and push the mix in again with the pokey stick. After doing this make sure it is real tight, maybe even roll it down a little. Open up the dollar, but not moving the mix around at all. Take your paper, with the gum on top facing you. Slide it under the mix from the top. It does not need to go all the way under.
Then slowly and carefully close the bill. Then slowly and carefully start rolling up, rolling the mix into the paper. As you move it up when the paper hits the other end of the paper make sure it curls down on both ends
and (this is the most important part) tucks down into the mix, making it circular. ROll it upwards more until you reach almost the gum then it is safe to slowly and carefully open the bill and remove the joint. Hold it carefully and lick the gum ever so slightly. Not too much wetness!!
[glow=Orange,2,300]STEP FIVE - Finishing Up[/glow]
Now use your pokey stick and carefully smush down each end. it helps to twist the whole thing a little bit to tighten it. Then, (not necessary on cigarettes) twist one end. This is the end you light. The other end is where you suck on when you fire up this bad boy.
Now if you have done shit right you should have a nice, tight, firm joint. ALthough some people may think it seems skinny these joints are very tight and ALWAYS burn perfectly and circularly. I guarantee if you rolled it right it will burn just right and get you stonnnnned. This method may not make the most fat joints but they will be very tight.
Tell me this.. what is better.. a huge fat joint that is too loose, burns very fast, precious weed falls out, and when you hit it you mosstly hit air, orrrrrrrr one of the Dollar Bill Joints where you are hitting straight weed, never having any fall out, burning slowly and tightly down to the last little roach. Enjoy!!
I would love to hear anyone's comments, tips,stories, other rolling methods as well as pics of your finished (or processes) joints.
Happy Smoking!!