FREE CD's GUARANTEED!! 12 for 1 CD Scam

[janke]

okay here are the things you will need:
1. A brain
2. A phone or a comp with internet
3. A neighbor's address

K guys you all know about those 12 for 1 cd price offers right? well, this scam shows you how to manipulate those ads and get free cds within (guaranteed) 20 clicks and 50 keystrokes or by phone, less than 20 minutes.
BTW: this has got to be one of the easiest scams

K first ill go by phone:
Choose between BMG or Colombia Music (Two of the most popular ones)
BMG Phone Number:
Colombia Music Phone Number:
Call them up and give them your neighbors address with a FAKE name.

The reason you give them a FAKE name is because if your neighbors beat you to the mailbox, and they see YOUR name they will be pissed and tell your mom to spank you. So supply a fake name and your neighbors address, its best to pick a close neighbor because you don't want to walk too far in the morning.

The music companies almost NEVER ask for a credit card number, if they do just pretend to be really pissed tell them that the website said it had no OBLIGATIONS whatsoever then they usually go, "OH your right my apologies" then you can say something like I WANT THREE free CD's for your MISTAKE or im calling your MANAGER.. i haven't tried that before but usually the operators are like O SHIZZOH because that might mean they lose their jobs. THEN YOU'll be like YAH THATS RIGHT IM THE (WO)MAN!!
(with your arms on your hips.. dam i ramble a lot)
the last step is below the internet way


K now for the internet this is a lot faster
BMG website: bmg.music.us/
Columbia website:
k pick your CD's and then
fill in all the info and your NEIGHBOR's address and A FAKE NAME
SCROLL to the bottom and the ask for a Credit Card number!!!!
DONT WORRY
just press BILL ME
for all you 13 year old's out there that means that the person at the address will pay for it later. ;D
press continue, verify your neighbor's address and then press PLACE ORDER!!! HIP HIP HORRAYY!!!

k now you have to go under surveillance, find out around what time the mailman comes in his really short shorts, this way you will know when to dot the SUPER hard last step.
Give the order a week or two
and then THE MOST CRUCIAL STEP
go up to your neighbors mailbox and just look in, the cd's come in a nice hefty package so if you see grab it and slide it in under your shirt or put it in your backpack.


IF YOUR neighbors come out with their shotgun and go,"what the FUDGE are you doing?" just tell them that you were passing out advertisements and you just put one in their mailbox. THEN THey'll be like,"OH okay.. yah sorry." BUT if they start shooting you, you should stop drop and roll, wait thats for fire I MEAN RUN LIKE HELL IF COMING OVER YOU!! but that rarely happens

and when you get back home, rip the package open and listen to your FAVORITE CD's and know that your neighbor's will be paying for them and telemarketers will be bombarding their house and advertisers will be sending all kinds of JUNK MAIL YAY!!! you succeeded =)

ONCE you have done it once, it will be EXTREMELy easy cuz you'll know when the package arrives and what to say =) be sure to do it to ALL your neighbors so they can experience the joy of paying for CD's you received
OH one note if you live in a neighborhood like me where your mailbox is locked up what you can do is borrow your dads rocket launcher and then blow it up
usually this does not work because the cds will be destroyed and the neighbors will call the cops and then you will have to start a jihad against the government and and and.. thats bad

[janke]

damn i hate when that happens
the columbia website is
www.columbiahouse.com
and i dont know either numbers, GO FIND OUT YOURSELF YOU lazy bum.. ;D

[janke]

damn i only got one star

[RancidPunkMJL]

I've always thought about doing that type of stuff to my neighbors, but i never did it because i didnt know what to do with writing my real name down

[janke]

well i recommend that you don't write you real name down or even your last name, you should always use different fake names for different neighbors, or you could always do
First name: Fuck
Last name: You

[DIzzIE]

Scamming CD Clubs for Fun and Profit

[janke]

what?

[D°©tª·D [DD]]

If you know of neighbour's who are going on holiday, you could send your order a couple of days, maybe a week, before they leave.

Also, if you know of an empty house, you could use every one of these mail order CD companies and get your CDs to this address.

If you are simply doing it on your neighbours, I wouldn't do the house on either side of yours. If you are planning to, don't work out the way from your house when doing it. These companies aren't totally stupid, and after a while even the dozy bitch on the other end of the phone, who is holding the receiver to her ear and probably cannot speak English anyway, would realise that there are many, many unpaid accounts on Street X.

I used to order the CDs with Brittanica music (yes, I'm afraid I haven't felt the awe of life in the states) and copy each one onto blanks, then send them back within 10 days, with an angry letter saying something like;
"I am disgraced that a company such as yourselves can allow a child of 10 years to order products from you. I am sending back these CDs and if I ever receive correspondance from your company again I will be forced to pursue legal assistance."
Even if you have absolutely no grounds for a case, you won't get the junk-mail and monthly "Please Buy Me!" CDs.

[DIzzIE]

janke said:

what?

janke, if that was in regard to my reply, try clicking on it, it is a link to the article www.loompanics.com/cgi-local/SoftCart.exe/Articles/scammingcdclubs.html?L+scstore+hshy5322fffa7efa+1091571967

[MB]

Man, those companys really fuck you. I ordered one Godsmack CD (that my older sister took) and they sent me a catalog saying that if I just bought one CD a year I would get so many blablahblahblah.
Anyways, I didn't mark any selection so the sent me the default Aaron Carter CD. Now I'm not a fan of his (who is?) so I gave the CD to my sister. Then they sent me the bill, and I couldn't send it back outside of the box.
I ended up paying them 26 dollars and some odd cents. Before I payed them I got a notice every two weeks, a first notice,second notice, third notice, final notice, If I catch you in the street I'm gonna whip your ass notice, they sent me so much junk mail that they almost outweighed my email spam.

Now that I payed the fuckers they haven't sent me one catalog to get my free shit from.
Fuckers. I don't live anywhere where I could pull those scams, so it's up SWIM you all to scam the fuck out of them for me.

[Kakkaraun]

Dizzie's link is killer, that's a very good article.

Note that you can also use that procedure for scamming book clubs...combine that with the Bookstore Credit scam and...well, it's scary to even consider it.