Post by janke on Jul 17, 2003 13:13:12 GMT -5
well, this is basically self explanatory but whatever.
First you go to your local library and ask for a library card sign up form.
Second: the only thing you should fill out is a fake phone number and your enemy's name. (you'll see why)
sometimes libraries ask for proof of residence, such as an electricity bill, you can leave those at home too.
Third: go to the library the next day and hand the form to the librarian,
the librarian will go, "OOps, you retard, you forgot to fill out the rest of the form."
then you will say, "I cannot give you the rest of the information for security reasons, you see, my father works for the government, giving out the location of my residence will cause a security threat to my family."
The librarian then asks you for your father's name and then just give them your enemy's name, they enter the information from the form and then they register you a library card. Sign any signature on the back and your good to go.
What I suggest is that you look for textbooks, cdroms, and books with "NEW" on them. Check out as many dvd's, books, cd's, and videos as you can. Then when you're outside the library just through the library card on the road and go back home.
Now, go to the barne's and noble's website, look through the new books that you just stole, search for them and if you find a match go to your local barne's and noble's and "return" your items. One day my friend Mike Bo got $80 something bux for returning library books to barne's and noble's. The highest I ever got was $30 something bux for this Psychology textbook.
Some more hints and what if's:
what if your library has camera's, conclusion go to a library that you never go to and do the scandal there.
what if the librarian asks for your father, conclusion tell them that he is oversea's doing "business".
Barne's and Noble's takes all returns, how do i know this? my friend joe works there and i usually return books to him.
I don't know about Border's and other book retailers so don't try it unless you know, or maybe somebody will post something later.
So now you know that anything in the library is actually free of charge and yours to keep
There are also other ways of obtaining a card, like uh.. STEALING, most people don't keep good care of their card because it is thought of to be unimportant, but now that you have this information in your mind, you'll think highly of the LIBRARY CARD
tell me your results in a few weeks, see if you can beat $30 bux. ;D
First you go to your local library and ask for a library card sign up form.
Second: the only thing you should fill out is a fake phone number and your enemy's name. (you'll see why)
sometimes libraries ask for proof of residence, such as an electricity bill, you can leave those at home too.
Third: go to the library the next day and hand the form to the librarian,
the librarian will go, "OOps, you retard, you forgot to fill out the rest of the form."
then you will say, "I cannot give you the rest of the information for security reasons, you see, my father works for the government, giving out the location of my residence will cause a security threat to my family."
The librarian then asks you for your father's name and then just give them your enemy's name, they enter the information from the form and then they register you a library card. Sign any signature on the back and your good to go.
What I suggest is that you look for textbooks, cdroms, and books with "NEW" on them. Check out as many dvd's, books, cd's, and videos as you can. Then when you're outside the library just through the library card on the road and go back home.
Now, go to the barne's and noble's website, look through the new books that you just stole, search for them and if you find a match go to your local barne's and noble's and "return" your items. One day my friend Mike Bo got $80 something bux for returning library books to barne's and noble's. The highest I ever got was $30 something bux for this Psychology textbook.
Some more hints and what if's:
what if your library has camera's, conclusion go to a library that you never go to and do the scandal there.
what if the librarian asks for your father, conclusion tell them that he is oversea's doing "business".
Barne's and Noble's takes all returns, how do i know this? my friend joe works there and i usually return books to him.
I don't know about Border's and other book retailers so don't try it unless you know, or maybe somebody will post something later.
So now you know that anything in the library is actually free of charge and yours to keep
There are also other ways of obtaining a card, like uh.. STEALING, most people don't keep good care of their card because it is thought of to be unimportant, but now that you have this information in your mind, you'll think highly of the LIBRARY CARD
tell me your results in a few weeks, see if you can beat $30 bux. ;D
